From time-to-time, as a public service we highlight those subtle tell-tale signs that indicate that you may have chosen the wrong motel.
If you see a sign similar to the one below as you enter a motel reception, we respectfully suggest that you slowly back-out without attracting attention to yourself and look for alternative digs...
Our favourite items from the terms and conditions thoughtfully tacked to the back wall of this random motel reception area is the succinct number 5: No guarantee of anything and the helpful capitised number 9: CAUTION PARENTS: BLOCK THE ADULT MOVIES IN ROOM.
Source: Murder Motels
