Monday, July 27, 2009

Motella's First Green Motel Policy

In these recessionary times, Motella is helping you come up with innovative ideas to assist your motel gain that competitive edge.

After intensive research, we have found an inititive from a fellow...er..."hospitality" business that we encourage our fellow moteliers to emulate. Why not reward your guests for arriving at your motel on foot or by bicycle?

Not only can you help save the planet by reducing those nasty carbon emissions, but you can also tap into that growing market of sandal wearing Luddites that practice what they preach by refusing to use fossilized fuel when they travel.

The only question you need to ask yourself is, "where are you going to put those bike-racks?"

www.glossynews.com
By Rusty
26 July 2009


A German brothel is doing its bit to help the burgeoning carbon footprint reduction effort by going green in a bid to attract more business in tough economic times – and preserve the environment.

Customers who arrive by bicycle at Berlin's ‘Smiley Face Slut’s Salon’ will receive a five euro discount on the usual fee of 70 euros plus a free Black Mamba ribbed condom.

The discount also applies to those horny perv’s who can prove they walked or rode public transport to get there, bordello Madame Inger Dropnicks told a reporter from the Knocking Shop Gazette.

"It's good for business, it's good for the environment and it's good for the girls," she added. “The customers are really up for a good shagging session after a spot of cardio-vascular exercise - riding a bike across Berlin to come here and get their rocks off.”

The recession had hit the sex-for-sale industry hard, Ms. Dropnicks related but the offer appeared to be working as their car park was full of bicycles from noon to midnight.

"We have around thirty new customers coming in daily to take advantage of the discount," she claimed, adding the green concession scheme had helped ease traffic congestion and freed up parking in the neighborhood.


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